Large Garden One Bed Flat Near River SE1 SE10 SE8

AVAILABLE AS A WHOLE HOUSE ONLY. 10 MINS TO LONDON BRIDGE, 12 MINS TO CANARY WHARF, 4 MINS TO CENTRAL GREENWICH. 2 MINS TO SURREY QUAYS for OVERGROUND (orangey yellow) LINE, 7 MINS TO CANADA WATER JUBILEE LINE. A few minutes walk from the River Thames and the Clipper, River Boat (next stop is Canary Wharf on the river boat and it goes on to central London.)

There's a bus stop less than a minute's walk away with every bus coming about every 8 mins. Buses include N47, N1, 47, 188 and 199. There are bus lanes now so the buses go pretty damn fast! THE PHOTOS THAT I'VE POSTED SHOW JOURNEY TIMES IN MINUTES!

V LARGE, OVER 450 SQUARE FEET!

PRIVATE FRONT AND BACK GARDEN SO YOU ALWAYS GET SUN!

BUILT IN BBQ IN BACK GARDEN
QUIET LOCATION WITH NO ROAD NOISE

FREE OFF ROAD CAR PARKING SPACES FOR UP TO 2 CARS

YOUR OWN FRONT DOOR, NO SHARED ENTRANCE, SHARED ENTRANCES USUALLY SMELL OF WEE AND MEAN YOUR POST GETS LOST!

WALK OUT STRAIGHT ONTO A LOVELY GREEN

ONLY A FEW MINUTES WALK TO THE RIVER THAMES

TALK A WALK ALONG THE WORLD FAMOUS THAMES PATH TO LONDON BRIDGE OR GREENWICH

30 SECONDS TO BUS STOP WHICH CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE

MINUTES TO JUBILEE LINE, OVERGROUND LINE ETC

SEPARATE KITCHEN AND LOUNGE

FULL SIZE BATH FOR A RELAXING SOAK AFTER WORK

FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURS

GAS CENTRAL HEATING TO KEEP THINGS CHEAP AND COSY

LOADS OF STORAGE SPACE IN KITCHEN, LOUNGE AND BEDROOM

BEAUTIFUL WOODEN DOUBLE BED
HUGE BUILT IN WARDROBES AND CUPBOARDS AND CURTAINS

CAN LET UNFURNISHED OR PART FURNISHED
LARGE WINDOWS IN ALL ROOMS FOR PLENTY OF LIGHT

EASY TO STORE A BICYCLE CHAINED UP IN THE GARDEN

I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M WRITING IN CAPITALS

I am the owner and not an agency. Only professionals accepted no DHSS. References and a credit check will be performed.

Close to London Bridge, Greenwich, Tower Bridge, Bermondsey, New Cross, Canary Wharf, Deptford, Rotherhithe.

This large and pretty double garden apartment is only a few minutes from the River Thames. When you take a walk or go running along the river you’ll rub shoulders with millionaires who own riverside apartments! If they’re nice you can make friends with them or if you’re single you can marry them and then you can potentially live in a great place overlooking the river instead of my flat! There’s a great array of pubs along the river. There’s even a riverside grassy knoll where you can have a picnic with friends or make out with your loved one or even someone you’re not that into.

If you fancy doing something interesting of an evening / weekend other than watching someone called Spencer bake cakes on reality TV, then you can take a walk along the world’s most beautiful river to the pubs, theatres, markets and restaurants of London Bridge, Borough or Greenwich. Or become zen and in touch with your inner self by doing yoga, tai chi or meditation on the viewing platform or grass by the river.

There’s a bus stop 30 seconds from your apartment and you could use the free phone app “Citymapper” or something similar which will tell you exactly when the next bus is coming along so you’ll never be late for work again (I don’t know if that’s supposed to be a plus point but at least you’ll be able to pay the rent!) If you were to walk into your private back garden with a 35 metre long bamboo stick (not provided) you could also poke people waiting at the bus stop. If you retract the stick quickly enough they’ll think it was one of the other commuters.

Talking of gardens did I mention this has a FRONT and BACK GARDEN. SO you get sun in the morning at the front and when the sun stops you can just run through the house (don’t run into any of the beautiful wooden doors) and go to the back where you can continue to bask in the rays. The back garden has a built in BBQ, a report by top psychologists showed that people who have a BBQ in their back garden are liked 80% more than their non-BBQ counterparts! Just think you and your friends could be drinking hooch in the sunshine and eating slightly burnt sausages.

Please email me. I should probably put a phone number up but I can’t be doing with all the estate agents trying to persuade me to let them take it so they can charge you huge fees so they can buy more pinstripe shirts and leather zip up folders.

I am the owner and not an agency. Only professionals accepted, no DHSS. References and a credit check will be performed. A short tap dance routine may also be performed.

The energy rating is C or 72 which is pretty good. Bills are not included but they won't be much.